You Know You've Spent Too Much Time On Facebook When:

1. You're reading an article in a print magazine/newspaper and you try to click on the picture to make it bigger.
2. You look for the “Share” button at the end of that article.
3. You read an email, and don't have a full reply in mind, but want to let the sender know you've read it, so you try to click “Like”.
4. When you run into an old friend you haven't seen in a while, instead of shaking their hand or hugging them, you poke them.
5. You don't understand why you got arrested for vandalism. You were just posting on your friend's wall.
6. There are hundreds of people you've never met that you refer to as “friends”.
7. You complain when things get rearranged, even though they're free.
8. You have no intention of ever stopping using the free product/service.
9. You dread the next “update”.
10. You try to tag pictures in your old photo albums.
11. You find yourself smugly convinced that everyone is wrong and that it's up to you to set them straight.
    
    
    
    
    (Yes, I've been guilty of every one of these...)